Lou challenged me to avoid bruising, falling, tripping or generally hurting myself for two days. Not even a day in I cut my finger at work, got hit by a spinning cereal bowl to the ankle, and have found at least two mystery bruises. On a similar note, someone at work ripped out the heart on my name tag.

The true friend said:
"I have bubble tape. I will wrap you in it. I will also install a green flashing light on top of your head. Objects will flee."

I am hoping bubble tape doesn't get too hot or constricting. Green says go, however. I will talk color ideas with her later.