I hate the flu.
I think being sick in short increments makes you extra cynical.
Like yesterday, when I was walking down the stairs in the SLC and ran into a couple holding hands on the stairs. Love shit. Complete and total love shit. I texted Lindsey & Jenn, who have the same views on love shit as I do.
Their responses:
Lindsey - "Disgusting."
Jenn - "Beautiful."

I'm like 99% sure Jenn's text was loaded with sarcasm. However, I did mention in the text how I slipped on a puddle of water on the stairs, went flying, fell on my ass, and then heard the couple laughing "quietly." So yeah, 99.9% sure it was sarcasm.

I kinda have a knack for falling...and bruising.