Life's payback for vanity: asthma.
Let me just add that to my list of up and coming health issues. kthanx.

At least I was called the Gold Clinic's "Most Interesting Patient of the Day." They even called the research student in they were so delighted at the sight of my two uvula. It was kinda cute how excited he was, how they all were. I'm like some medical rarity.
Which I guess I kinda am.