Apparently you shouldn't edit your photos and then disagree with your roommates about the upcoming Twilight movie. You'll get cute little Facebook wall posts like this:

"You look like such a catch. What with the angsty "I could be Bella, I'm so melodramatic but also intriguing" profile picture. Keep on writing, girlie!"

Get real. If Bella were a real person she still wouldn't be as clumsy as I am. =]