Here's a list of things I love, the sarcastic relevant edition:

1) A constantly dying cell phone.
2) The worst computer access in my house.
3) Migraines.
4) Missing Nadia's phone calls.
5) Being inadvertently invited to a party.

[Edited due to idiocracy]
Will I regret this bitch fit later? Yeah, but I don't care enough to stop it because it's how I feel now. All swell and loved and missed and wanted.

I've been confused this whole time and it feels like this is the final haze. After this I should be able to see quite clearly.

EDIT: I'm still an idiot. I need more time to word why I suck so much. I know a few people who could give me something to say.